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Category Archives: tomatoes

Neal’s Chewy Bloody Mary Mix

I call it a Chewy Bloody Mary because it has tiny little chewy chunks of vegetables in it. To make it you’ll need:

1 Quart of Campbell’s Tomato Juice
1 Large Lemon
4-5 Celery Stalks 
4 Cloves of Garlic
5 Tbps. of Worcestershire Sauce
5 Tbps. of Pickle Juice
4+ Tbps. of Trappy’s Red Devil Cayenne Pepper Sauce
Salt
A Food Processor

Juice the lemon and pour juice into the food processor along [...]

Operation Pixel Baby

Cali and I both grew up poor, but blessed. Cali grew up connected to an amazingly supportive Italian family and I grew up raised by Baptists who introduced me to Jesus and home grown tomatoes.
We’ve been married nine years and we’ve put off having a kid because we have an amazing relationship. We’ve never had [...]

The Legend of the $8 Tomatoes

I love home grown tomatoes. I was raised by my grandparents in Arkansas and my grandfather grew the reddest, most juicy tomatoes you can imagine. When I left home for college, I learned how bad a tomato can be. I started timing a visit home each year for when the tomatoes would be ripe.When my [...]